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Zack- What Santa is supposed to do is clearly impossible.
Hodgins- He keeps a list. Checks it twice. What's the big deal?
Zack- If you take into account all believers of the myth, factor in time zone rotation over the earth, and assume Santa travels east to west, he would have to make approximately 822.6 visits per second to reach every child.
Hodgins- So Santa parks his sleigh, unloads presents, fills stockings, eats snacks, gets back into his sleigh, and onto the next house in about one-one-thousandth of a second?
Zack- Children have to be stupid to accept that---
Cam- ---Okay! First of all, children are not stupid; they're just children. Second, Santa is magic.
Season 3 Episode 9
"He who neglects what is done for what ought to be done, sooner effects his ruin than his preservation." - Machiavelli, The Prince
