Optical Allusionist

Wow! I feel like I haven't posted on here for a month! So, my latest hype has been an application on Facebook called "Pieces of Flair". People put pictures on "pins" and post it, and then we go around collecting them. Some are funny. Some are cute. Some are political or serious. They have them for causes, for beliefs, for politics. They have animal and art pins. But all in all, they're pretty much the bomb. I was looking at a lot of ones on President Bush today, and Stalin, but Stalin's irrelevant with what I wanna talk about next. (No, I'm not really in the mood to go into politics today; I'm just gonna talk about some of the "pieces of flair") Most of the ones I got were anti-Bush. (Like a rock, only dumber) and some were more in reference to ME (I was anti-Bush before it was cool) -- Speaking of which, my parents can vouch for that. Lol. Some of the pins have signs people wrote. (Bush hijacked our grief and flew it into Iraq; No one died when Clinton lied)

I was also looking into ones about religion. My favorite was a church sign. (God doesn't believe in atheists. Therefore, atheists do not exist.) I have a couple funny ones. (Don't make me come down there- God) and another good one that's serious. (Sometimes God calms the storm; Sometimes He lets the storm rage, and calms His child) I've even got one that says "Islam is not the enemy".

I'm really into activistity (yes i know that is not a word) and causes and beliefs and whatnot. One that made me laugh says "I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public." Another that made me laugh-- though not to do anything with a cause-- said "If you're OCD and know it, wash your hands." I've got a couple psychology pins, including one that has Freud saying, "Yo Mama." I have serious and funny ones about eating disorders (a fat man with a t-shirt that says "i beat anorexia"), as well as things like racism (No child is born racist), gay rights (But, Mommy, wouldn't gay marriages be happy marriages?) military (Join the army, travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them), motherhood (every mother is a working mother), and death (death: the #1 killer in america).

I have some that abruptly say "Stop this" or "Stop that". Such as "Stop Israeli Apartheid of Palestinians" or "Stop Rape". Some of my favorites are ones about America. (Be nice to America or they will bring DEMOCRACY into your country; Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam) I have a lot of really random ones: (Jesus: really sick of being misquoted; Make grilled cheese sandwiches,not war)

Hahahaha, some of the funnier ones that I have: (Adjka voola... I bet you just tried to pronounce that) or (HAHA wait. what?) or (Fat kids are harder to kidnap)

.... Wow, I have a ton of these; I've really been trying to narrow down the ones I've been sharing too, seeing as how I've already gone through 151 of these.

Just hang on with me.

How about this one? "I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals." Or, if you've read the Twilight series: "Dear Jacob, I WIN! Sincerely, Edward" I spent a while putting down ones for books, mostly Harry Potter and the Twilight series since they had they most of those, and there were several clever ones. Such as "Accio Love" or "Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban, Evaded Dementors, Outwitted Ministry... Killed by drapery." Or some, as I'm a writer, from the writer's view: "Careful, you may end up in my next novel." or my favorite: "Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you."

I really enjoy clever sayings: "I can't brain today. I have the dumb." or "Don't hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now." or "What do you say when an atheist sneezes?" or "Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?" and again with the politics, "After we rebuild Iraq, can we rebuild our schools?" or "How come we choose from 2 people for President, but 50 for Miss America?"

Okay, I'm on the last 15!!! For instance, we have an orange looking at a glass of orange juice asking "mom?" or a stick figure looking at a sign that says "bad" on it, saying "Well, that's not a good sign."

Just having fun. Yeah, that's kinda it.